http://www.youtube.com/v/a9WB_PXjTBo
I can't get it to embed for some reason. Does anyone know how? I took the embed stuff and pasted it in here but it just showed up as the stuff I pasted and NOT the video. 
So I've never seen the Pepsi commercial with Britney, Beyonce and P!nk. Talk about cheesy. Just saw it on youtube. You can pretty much see anything on there. 
I'm home sick. I've spent all morning on youtube watching P!nk videos. How sad is that? I love her so much for so many reasons. "Who Knew" is the best song EVER!
Oh and why did they let KFed beat Justin Timberlake in the Celebrity Deathmatch? That's just wrong...
Anyway...that's all for now. Kinda random today
jokeWorking people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a small shop on High street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi Bastard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came downtown by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.
5 Things in my fridge: 
1. chicken
2. milk
3. salami
4. ranch dressing
5. carrots
5 Things in my closet: 
1. shirts
2. pants
3. one dress
4. empty shoe rack - shoes are scattered all over the house!
5. bags
5 Things in my car: 
1. change
2. tapes
3. snow scraper
4. pens
5. bookcase
all about mememeFOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN:
1. bozeman, mt
2. helena, mt
3. spokane, wa
4. st. ignatius, mt
FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1. grey's anatomy
2. west wing
3. boston legal
4. extreme makeover home edition
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION
1. LA
2. oregon coast
3. atlanta, ga
4. seattle, wa
FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY
FOUR OF YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS:
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE DRINKS:
1. water
2. milk
3. starbucks white chocomocha
4. diet pepsi
jason mrazbella lunaMystery the moon
A hole in the sky
A supernatural nightlight
So full but often right
A pair of eyes a closin' one
A chosen child of golden sun
A marble dog that chases cars
To farthest reaches of the beach and far beyond into the swimming sea of stars
A cosmic fish they love to kiss
They're giving birth to constellation
No riffs and oh no reservation
If they should fall you get a wish or dedication
For nothing less than you and i
Let's take a chance as this romance is rising over before we lose the lighting
Oh bella bella please
Bella you beautiful luna
Oh bella do what you do
Do do do do do
You are an illuminated anchor
Of leads to infinite number
Crashing waves and breaking thunder
Tiding the ebb and flows of hunger
You're dancing naked there for me
You expose all memory
You make the most of boundary
You're the ghost of royalty imposing love
You are the queen and king combining everything
Intertwining like a ring around the finger of a girl
I'm just a singer, you're the world
All I can bring ya
Is the language of a lover
Bella luna, my beautiful
How you swoon me like no other
May I suggest you get the best
Of your wish may I insist
That no contest for little you or smaller i
A larger chance happened, all them they lie
On the rise, on the brink of our lives
Bella please
Bella you beautiful luna
Oh bella do what you do
Bella luna, my beautiful
How you swoon me like no other, oh oh oh
jokeolder ladyAn older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driver's license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am. One of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
MORAL:
Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies
plutoniumI like the little facts you get as you sign off here @ Mindsay. I've signed back on a few times to post them. This one is interesting because...we use plutonium to kill people.
Plutonium - first weighed on August 20th, 1942, by University of Chicago scientists Glenn Seaborg and his colleagues - was the first man-made element.
BTW... someone's in complete denial!Best, funniest, fastest counter-attack, Ever!!!Windows 7 Commercial with Madobe Nanami!!! ^_^
